LOOSE LEAF TEA | WAKE THE FUCK UP
LOOSE LEAF TEA | WAKE THE FUCK UP
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Wake the Fuck Up – High-Octane Energy Blend
A bold, no-BS tea for mornings that need a serious kick in the ass.
If you’re tired of waking up feeling like a half-charged phone, this strong black tea is here to rescue your energy levels and get you moving. Blended with rich black tea and elderberries, this powerhouse brew packs a bold, smooth punch with just the right amount of natural sweetness. Whether you're dragging through a Monday or just need to shake off the morning fog, consider this your liquid motivation.
Flavor Profile:
🍵 A bold, malty black tea base with a fruity kick from elderberries.
🍵 Naturally energizing with a smooth, satisfying finish.
🍵 Best served hot for maximum wake-up power or iced for stay-cool productivity.
Pairs Well With:
✔️ Oversleeping and running out the door in a panic.
✔️ Avoiding your inbox until this tea kicks in.
✔️ Getting sh*t done like the powerhouse you are.
✨ Loose-leaf blend. Naturally caffeinated. Strong, smooth, and ready to fuel your day.
🎁 Order up! Grab your Wake the F*ck Up tea and turn your morning from meh to hell yes!
- 100% Organic
- 2oz (20 cups per bag)
- Caffeinated
- Handcrafted, Woman Owned
Shipping
Shipping
- Our preferred carriers are the USPS and UPS. Carrier determination based on best rate and transit time. Packages will typically arrive within 1-5 business days (non-guaranteed) within the Continental United States depending on the destination. Packages sent to Alaska and Hawaii will take approximately 5-7 business days.
- If you need your package to arrive sooner, we do offer faster shipping options with USPS. Options will display at checkout.
- At this time, Snarky Gal Gifts currently ships to addresses within the United States only.
- If your order is received before 2:00 pm PST, your order will be processed and shipped the following business day. We don't like to wait any longer than we have to for purchases to arrive so why should you!
