CARD | JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A CUNT
CARD | JUST CALLING TO LET YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE A CUNT
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Just Calling to Let You Know That You’re a Cunt – Signature Roast Card
Vintage charm, savage delivery.
Nothing says “I was thinking of you” quite like this brutally honest, vintage-inspired greeting card. Perfect for roasting your bestie, your favorite coworker, or literally anyone who appreciates a well-placed insult wrapped in nostalgia.
Flavor Profile:
📜 A strong base of old-school elegance with a savage, unapologetic aftertaste.
💡 Undertones of endearing profanity with a light finish of pure audacity.
📜Best served with a knowing smirk and a friend who can take a joke.
Pairs Well With:
✔️ Birthdays, random Tuesdays, and moments that demand chaos.
✔️ People who embrace dark humor and questionable life choices.
✔️ Anyone who deserves a well-crafted insult, sealed with love.
✨ Premium soft-touch cardstock. Specialty die cut. Blank inside for your own wicked twist.
✨ Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4").
✨ Proudly printed in the USA.
Shipping
Shipping
- Our preferred carriers are the USPS and UPS. Carrier determination based on best rate and transit time. Packages will typically arrive within 1-5 business days (non-guaranteed) within the Continental United States depending on the destination. Packages sent to Alaska and Hawaii will take approximately 5-7 business days.
- If you need your package to arrive sooner, we do offer faster shipping options with USPS. Options will display at checkout.
- At this time, Snarky Gal Gifts currently ships to addresses within the United States only.
- If your order is received before 2:00 pm PST, your order will be processed and shipped the following business day. We don't like to wait any longer than we have to for purchases to arrive so why should you!
