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Less hesitation, more \u003cem data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"530\"\u003eI’ve got this\u003c\/em\u003e energy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"540\" data-end=\"718\"\u003eEach set includes a manifestation card and a small charm (aka a Magical Power Object) to keep close as you focus on building confidence, backing yourself, and taking bold action.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"732\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"720\" data-end=\"732\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"929\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"733\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"735\" data-end=\"763\"\u003e3\" x 3\" manifestation card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"764\" data-end=\"824\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"766\" data-end=\"824\"\u003eIncludes a small charm \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"873\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"827\" data-end=\"873\"\u003eComes with simple manifestation instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"931\" data-end=\"1066\"\u003ePerfect for vision boards, journals, mirrors, pockets, purses, or gifting to someone who’s ready to step into their kickass confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Warm Human","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45539840589997,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1626\/0405\/files\/warm-human-manifestation-card-kickass-confidence-manifestation-card-kickass-confidence-snarky-gal-gifts-1214155140.jpg?v=1767508329"},{"product_id":"manifestation-boundaries","title":"MANIFESTATION CARD | BADASS BOUNDARIES","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"308\" data-end=\"356\"\u003eBecause protecting your peace is non-negotiable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"358\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eThis manifestation card is your reminder that boundaries aren’t mean — they’re necessary. It’s about saying no without guilt, honoring your limits, and choosing yourself without explanation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"550\" data-end=\"756\"\u003eEach set includes a manifestation card and a small charm (aka a Magical Power Object) to keep close as you focus on setting boundaries that actually stick and supporting yourself through the follow-through.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"770\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"758\" data-end=\"770\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"967\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"771\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"773\" data-end=\"801\"\u003e3\" x 3\" manifestation card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"802\" data-end=\"862\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"804\" data-end=\"862\"\u003eIncludes a small charm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"863\" data-end=\"911\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"865\" data-end=\"911\"\u003eComes with simple manifestation instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"969\" data-end=\"1110\"\u003ePerfect for vision boards, journals, mirrors, purses, pockets, or gifting to someone who’s done being a doormat and ready to hold their line.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Warm Human","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546082697389,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1626\/0405\/files\/warm-human-manifestation-card-badass-boundaries-manifestation-card-badass-boundaries-snarky-gal-gifts-1214429217.jpg?v=1767659828"},{"product_id":"manifestation-badass-niceass","title":"MANIFESTATION CARD | TO BE A BADASS WITH A NICE ASS","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"323\" data-end=\"362\"\u003eConfidence with a little extra swagger.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"364\" data-end=\"612\"\u003eThis manifestation card is your reminder that you can be strong, capable, and powerful \u003cem data-start=\"451\" data-end=\"456\"\u003eand\u003c\/em\u003e enjoy feeling good in your own skin. It’s about owning your confidence, embracing your body, and showing up fully as yourself — no shrinking, no apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"614\" data-end=\"794\"\u003eEach set includes a manifestation card and a small charm (aka a Magical Power Object) to keep close as you focus on self-confidence, self-love, and celebrating exactly who you are.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"808\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"796\" data-end=\"808\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"1005\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"809\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"839\"\u003e3\" x 3\" manifestation card\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"840\" data-end=\"900\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"842\" data-end=\"900\"\u003eIncludes a small charm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"901\" data-end=\"949\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"903\" data-end=\"949\"\u003eComes with simple manifestation instructions\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1007\" data-end=\"1160\"\u003ePerfect for vision boards, mirrors, journals, purses, pockets, or gifting to someone who deserves a reminder that confidence looks good from every angle.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Warm Human","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45546084434093,"sku":null,"price":3.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1626\/0405\/files\/warm-human-manifestation-card-to-be-a-badass-with-a-nice-ass-manifestation-card-badass-with-a-nice-ass-snarky-gal-gifts-1214429216.jpg?v=1767659767"},{"product_id":"manifestation-savings","title":"MANIFESTATION CARD | A BIG ASS SAVINGS ACCOUNT","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"283\" data-end=\"329\"\u003eBecause money flowing in feels real damn good.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"331\" data-end=\"548\"\u003eThis manifestation card is all about calling in abundance, opening yourself up to opportunities, and letting the money vibes finally line up. Less stressing, more receiving. 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