Our cafe menu changes with the seasons, keeping things fresh and never boring. This first menu is a Spring/Summer mashup since we're kicking off a little later in the season. Get ready for a whole new menu on September 1st when the Fall menu drops.

I’ve kept the menu streamlined and curated to make your shopping experience fun and easy—no overwhelm here. You get new, exciting options every season without having to sift through the same old stuff. Plus, it keeps things special and exclusive—if you see something you love, don’t wait!

If an item sells out early in the season, I’ll do my best to restock or bring in something comparable. But as we get closer to the end of the season, once they’re gone, they’re gone! That means when you fall in love with something, snag it before it’s too late.

When you place your "To Go" order, your items will be wrapped & packed like the badass treats that they are and delivered straight to your door in a fabulous "To Go" box. You'll even get a Guest Check with your order details or a snarky message if it's a gift.

Whether you’re treating yourself to some snarky goodness or surprising a fellow badass with a gift that speaks their language, it’s easy to place your “To Go” order. Just add your favorite items to the cart, and we’ll wrap them up in style and send them your way (or straight to your lucky recipient).

Instead of getting stuck with whatever shows up in a typical subscription box, you get to pick and choose your favorites from the seasonal menu. Want everything? Go for it. Just eyeing a few must-haves? That’s cool too.

The best part? You’re never locked into anything you don’t love. Treat yourself to as much (or as little) snarky goodness as you want, every season.